Total Simon Death

Simon, the Archetypal Retard

I would like to present Simon as the archetypal retard and examine —through a critique of Simon— a hilarious phenomenon which occurs when his kind tries to speak. Without further ado, let me introduce you to Simon:

To give credit where credit is due, Simon is quite persistent in his “giving fascists a hard time,” take a look at his recent posts which have been largely directed at

Pope T-Bone XXL

for some unknown reason:

That is just three posts which Simon has restacked, not to mention the multitude of comments, here are my notifications from Simon… from this morning alone. Keep in mind as you read the timestamps on the notifications, all screenshots were taken at 2:41 PM EST on 10/16/2025:

Now that Simon’s obsessive and developmentally stunted behavior has been shown (of which he accuses everyone else of), we can move on to a specific critique of Simon’s kind. He, as we all know, hates fascists. Please note the word hate. I asked Simon to define what the word “fascist” means, and as has been proven ad nauseum, few people in general, and even less on the left, can actually answer such a simple question. And seeing as Simon accuses me of being a fascist, which I am not (but not for gay reasons), I thought it would be funny to ask him what the word meant. And his answer did not disappoint:

Now, setting my comment about fascist racial theory aside because I know there are differing views among fascists, take a look at the typical left-wing response. It doesn’t matter what theory of race I have, or what my actual political philosophy is; what matters is that I spread hate generally against anything the left likes. Well, that last part wasn’t actually a qualifier in Simon’s definition of fascist, he claims spreading “hate” is “enough” to make one a fascist, he fails to say whether or not the object of the hate matters. So, naturally I responded:

Now Simon claims that his intolerance (he is using “intolerance” here as a synonym for hate) is righteous. Obviously, this presents massive issues for fascist-hating-Simon because he just admitted to spreading hate (further proven by what he posts), and by his own definition he is a fascist. And so, I make the following argument:

As is always the case, there is no adequate response:

Now we could translate my arguments into propositional logic and put them into a truth table and prove beyond any shadow of doubt to Simon that he is a fascist—many such cases of retards being defeated by their own logic. But to do that would be to admit that Simon and his kind are capable of reasoning at an above-kindergarten-level. They are not.

Simon stands as the archetypal retard. He hates fascism and can’t define it beyond the spreading of hate. He hates spreading hate and shows it by his own spreading of hate. He calls everyone who responds to him “obsessive” or emotionally stunted while finding people that he has no prior connection to and making them the center of his pitiful world. Whether or not Simon is a bot, I do not know, perhaps he is. But what we do know is that the way that Simon interacts with the right-wing is not an isolated occurrence, this is how these people work.

I am not going to make the stupid argument that “the left-wingers are the real fascists” which we have grown so accustomed to hearing from MAGAtards and normie Right-wingers; I would not stoop to the level of accusing a non-fascist of being fascist, and in this case, I would not give Simon the honor of such a title. But the reason why the Left does get accused so frequently of being “the real fascists” is precisely because they simply use words such as “hate” and “fascists” interchangeably, while not qualifying what object the “hate” is directed towards. If “spreading hate” is the only qualifier for one to be a fascist, then by this standard, the left are the fascists, and by extension,

Simon

is in fact, a fascist, perhaps even the fascist of fascists. But thankfully he is not a real fascist and is just a fucking retard.